笑话句子文案温柔浪漫英文(春天文案句子温柔干净)

1.
My
love
for
you
is
like
a
fart.
Silent
but
deadly.
【笑话】

2.
How
do
you
know
if
someone
is
vegan?
They'll
tell
you
within
the
first
5
minutes
of
meeting
them.
【笑话】

3.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing.
【笑话】

4.
You
must
be
a
magician
because
every
time
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears.
【温柔】

5.
If
I
had
a
flower
for
every
time
I
thought
of
you,
I
would
be
walking
in
a
field
of
flowers
forever.
【浪漫】

6.
I’m
not
a
photographer,
but
I
can
picture
us
together.
【温柔】

7.
You
must
be
a
parking
ticket,
because
you’ve
got
FINE
written
all
over
you.
【笑话】

8.
Do
you
have
a
map?
I
just
got
lost
in
your
eyes.
【浪漫】

9.
Life
without
you
is
like
a
broken
pencil…
pointless.
【温柔】

10.
Are
you
a
magician?
Because
whenever
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears.
【浪漫】

11.
Are
you
an
interior
decorator?
Because
when
I
saw
you,
the
entire
room
became
beautiful.
【温柔】

1
2.
I
must
be
lost,
because
heaven
is
a
long
way
from
here.
【浪漫】

1
3.
Are
you
a
bank
loan?
Because
you
have
my
interest.
【笑话】

1
4.
You
must
be
made
of
chocolate,
because
my
heart
melts
every
time
I
see
you.
【温柔】

1
5.
If
love
is
a
crime,
I’m
willing
to
be
locked
up
forever.
【浪漫】

1
6.
Do
you
like
Star
Wars?
Because
Yoda
only
one
for
me!
【笑话】

1
7.
You
must
be
a
keyboard,
because
you're
just
my
type.
【温柔】

1
8.
If
I
were
to
write
a
book
about
you,
it
would
be
a
bestseller.
【浪漫】

1
9.
Are
you
a
camera?
Because
every
time
I
see
you,
I
smile.
【温柔】

20.
Do
you
believe
in
love
at
first
sight
or
should
I
walk
by
again?
【浪漫】

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