笑话英文句子文案温柔(你就是个笑话的文案句子)

1.
I
asked
my
wife
if
she
ever
fantasizes
about
me
and
she
said
yes,
about
me
taking
out
the
trash
and
doing
the
laundry.
【笑话】

2.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything. 【笑话】

3.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. 【笑话】

4.
What
do
you
call
cheese
that
isn't
yours?
Nacho
cheese!【笑话】

5.
Why
was
the
math
book
sad?
Because
it
had
too
many
problems. 【笑话】

6.
How
do
you
catch
a
squirrel?
Climb
a
tree
and
act
like
a
nut!【笑话】

7.
I'm
reading
a
book
about
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down. 【笑话】

8.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【笑话】

9.
My
girlfriend
told
me
to
go
out
and
get
something
that
makes
her
look
sexy,
so
I
got
drunk. 【笑话】

10.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!
【笑话】

11.
My
wife
is
really
into
astrology.
When
we
first
met
she
asked
for
my
sign
and
I
said
"No
Parking. "
【笑话】

1
2.
Did
you
hear
about
the
guy
who
invented
Lifesavers?
They
say
he
made
a
mint!
【笑话】

1
3.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised.
【笑话】

1
4.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【笑话】

1
5.
I
recently
decided
to
sell
my
vacuum
cleaner,
all
it
was
doing
was
gathering
dust!
【笑话】

1
6.
"Doctor,
I
can't
stop
singing
'The
Green,
Green
Grass
of
Home. '"
"That
sounds
like
Tom
Jones
Syndrome. "
"Is
it
common?"
"It's
Not
Unusual. "
【笑话】

1
7.
I
saw
a
sign
that
said
"Watch
for
Children"
and
I
thought,
"That's
a
fair
trade. "
【笑话】

1
8.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【笑话】

1
9.
Two
fish
are
in
a
tank.
One
turns
to
the
other
and
says,
"Do
you
know
how
to
drive
this
thing?"
【笑话】

20.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!
【笑话】

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